I love Kristin Schaal, and darn it, She deserves a sticker! As “The Guide”, in one of the bestest shows, What We Do In The Shadows, she is invaluable to her Vamp Friends, although She is still hoping they realize it. From Season 5, Episode 1, her quote is the best:

“Curses are just supernatural excuses people make up for being losers.”

We have memorialized and thereby celebrate her, Van Helsing Blood and all. (Hexes on the other hand, that's a real thing).

My original illustration is available as a sticker, measures 4" x 2.85”", is Vinyl, UV coated and waterproof, so you can bring them into your Casket, or Orgy. The Blood Sprinklers would be fine too, if they worked.